Don't be mean.  It's not nice.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? I just saw a thing for Hanukkah cookies... Why aren't they the same as Christmas cookies?  Unless  you decorate them all fruity, cookies are cookies, man.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

I don't wanna do my trig...

Monday...PUKE ME.  Monday is the evil day of the week.  People created Mondays so that psychiatrists could make more money for people going crazy.